Quatchi Bars

Welcome to QuatchiBars.Com! We are advertising Quatchi Bars: The new, ingenuous bar that is made 100% Natural Sasquatch Meat! It comes in Chocolate, Caramel, Strawberry, Lime, Vanilla and Original 'Sasquatch'. It is 100% Fat Free and has no Artificial Sasquatch meat. It is 100% Environmentally sustainable towards Sasquatches through our Sasquatch Breeding Program. Note: Some Sasquatches may be Imbred, due to the efficiency of our product. Particularly the Sasquatch, Bobby. It is packaged in artificially manufactured Sasquatch fur.



Promotional Quatchi Bar(Lime) Packaging: We have not started production of our Sasquatch Fur Yet.

Endorsements

We are endorsed by the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Committee and Quatchi, one of the Mascots.

Promotions

Buy today and get a free 1m Quatchi Plush! Plus, go into the draw to win a trip to the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games and meet Quatchi in the Flesh. Stay at the Prestigious 5-Star Bob hotel for the entire duration of the games. The Bob hotel is a new technological marvel and is 100% Constructed out of Sasquatch parts such as bones. Sadly, 97,000 Sasquatches were harmed in the making of this Hotel.


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Testimonials

C Viana: Yum Yum, What a feast!~
J Vaccarella: It tastes AWESOME! BOB!!!
M Wickham: Haha, have fun manufacturing this.
Anonymous: You should make Camille Bars! Hahaha!
P Kennedy: I LOVE QUATCHI BARS AND QUATCHI
C O'Dea: I LOVE QUATCHI BUT I HATE THE ORIGINAL ONE(RYAN)!! GO LIME QUATCHI WOOO!!!
L Ruz: Quatchi bars are a terrific product... They get five thumbs up from Ruzy.
J DaCosta: SGT FRANKIE ARMY CAMP VEGIE STICKS AND CAMILLE BARS FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B Maquinad: When I find out who said Camille Bars, will Die and DaCosta your're gone!!!!
B Walz: Quatchi bars rule. The chocolate one tastes awesome and they deserve to be the bar of the 2010 Winter Olympic Games, in Vancouver.


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Orders

Use this form to order Quatchi Bars. As we have not started production, we have to pend orders.